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Topic #27 – Enough With The Holidays

Is it possible I can go to Google and just see the damned rainbow lettering?  Every other day I go to Google and it’s someone’s birthday, celebration of some random artists work or some other stupid day that is absolutely worthless.  That isn’t so big a deal.  What’s worse is all the other random and ridiculous “holidays” that people like to bring up to you, like you care.  Some are funny to hear about, but most make me just want to make it National Punch You In The Face Day.  Someone actually had the cajones today to ask me if I had anything planned for National Pancake Month.  As far as I’m concerned, until someone can prove otherwise, every month is National Pancake Month to me.

Did you know that March is National Optimism Month?  If you did, and were looking forward to it, aren’t you kind of celebrating early?  April is Month of The Young Child.  I don’t even know what the hell that is.  July is Smart Irrigation Month.  So the rest of the year we drowned.  You know what’s even more stupid?  One of these things will likely be highlighted by some sort of observance by Google on their main search page and yet, Black History Month, which actually has some sort of relevance, hasn’t encouraged Google to do anything to their site.  Maybe a black background instead of white.  If you already have plans for National Piano Month, YOU AM DUMB.

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February 2, 2010 - Posted by | Uncategorized | , ,

2 Comments »

  1. LOL! I so totally feel you on the Google thing. That was great.

    Comment by Brioni | February 2, 2010 | Reply

  2. Google–dumb!

    Comment by Myrna | February 9, 2010 | Reply


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