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Topic #3 – Stop Trying To Get Away From The LAPD

How famous do you have to be to be immortalized in a number of Hip-Hop songs?  How famous do you have to be to show up in movies that take place in a certain city time and time again?  Why don’t you ask the LA police helicoptor division?  The only inanimate object I’ve ever seen or heard referred more to in song and screen is marijuana, and often times the two can be found in the same space of product placement.  Ghetto Birds, as they’re affectionately called, are EVERYWHERE in Los Angeles, and they are out and about EVERYDAY.  Why, you ask?  Because on a daily basis, a new idiot thinks that he or she will finally be the ONE to evade the LAPD.  Guess what, thief/vandal/murderer?  Fuhgeddaboutit.  “Na-gonna, na-gonna, na-gonna work here, that’s for sure.” 


You just, absolutely and without a doubt, will not get away if you try to run from the LAPD.  With traffic the way it is out here?  You can’t predict how long it takes to drive to the local Rite Aid and you’re going to tell me you think you can make a clear vehicular getaway?  There’s traffic on the 405 at 2:30 in the morning – and at 2:30 in the afternoon – and randomly at different times of the day.  Somedays there’s traffic on the 10  at 4 in the afternoon and other days it’s clear sailing at the same time on another day, or even the same time on the same day a week later.  It’s as unpredictable as the weather in Chicago and the only absolute about both is that if you wait 10 minutes, it’s going to change.  If you try to steal/vandalize/kill someone and you see flashing lights pop up behind you, just pull over and save us the trouble of watching you on KTLA tonight at 11.  If you try to get away from the LAPD, YOU AM DUMB.


October 27, 2009 - Posted by | Uncategorized | ,

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    Comment by Maggie | October 27, 2009 | Reply

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